New Art of Bleeding Video Online

Our friend Chuck Cirino of weirdamerica.com videoblogged Art of Bleeding's last show at Safari Sam's (augmented with a little old footage)

SEE: http://www.weirdamerica.com/tag/art-of-bleeding

Our Halloween Car Crash Installation

Thursday, October 26, 9pm

ART OF BLEEDING HALLOWEEN SHOW @ Steve Allen Theater

Featuring "Halloween Highway" Multi-vehicle Car Crash Installation
"Magic Ambulance Theater" w/ ABRAM THE SAFETY APE & Friends

Special Guest: MARGARET CHO

Performances by Danny Shorago, Satanica, Los Ninos de la Tierra
STEVE ALLEN THEATER, 4773 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, (323) 666-4268.
$10, more info: www.artofbleeding.com

Start your Halloween weekend on Thursday with ART OF BLEEDING, as they present "HALLOWEEN HIGHWAY, a Cautionary Tableau of Automotive Carnage for Your Inner Rubbernecking Ghoul," a smoldering multi-vehicle car-crash installation with living/dying actors, extensive FX makeup, and original sound and video in the parking lot of the STEVE ALLEN THEATER.

We'll also have vaudevillian safety lessons from comedian/burlesque diva MARGARET CHO, DANNY SHORAGO of America's favorite lounge-punk-comedy band THE FUXEDOS, the infernally talented stripteuse SATANICA, and the macabre puppeteers of LOS NINOS DE LA TIERRA.

As always, the evening's feature presentation will be Art of Bleeding's "MAGIC AMBULANCE THEATER" with ABRAM THE SAFETY APE, RT THE ROBOT TEACHER, and the recently enlarged and shamelessly salacious ART OF BLEEDING NURSING STAFF. With more viscerally repellent scenarios, cruel humor, and implausible excuses for nudity than ever before, this latest installment in Art of Bleeding's ongoing saga of psychotronic safety education, continues to provide those qualities our audiences have come to demand, namely the unique chance to enjoy gore, thinly disguised medical fetishism, the unseemly use of puppets, and the creative mangling of educational films from your 7th grade health class -- all under one roof.

More: http://artofbleeding.com/show-faq.html

Gory Details now on iTunes

Thanks to our friends at White Label Music, the "Best of" Collection of Gory Details stories is now available for download on iTUNES!

Just search for "GORY DETAILS" or "ART OF BLEEDING."

A more "musical offering" "MUSIC FROM THE MAGIC AMBULANCE" is coming soon.

New Art of Bleeding Show

This is where I've been, and will probably continue to be... getting ready for a new show. We haven't done one for nine months, and this one has all new music and video and disgusting special effects....
Please tell any friends you might have in Los Angeles that the limits of bad taste are up for redefining Sept. 27. God never intended puppets to do the things they'll do that night.

Dentist

I went to the dentist today, and this is how I feel:

Random Wig Cake Enigma

Does this picture scare you?



It scared me. But that's okay. I like being scared.

This morning I was looking for an image using Google's image search function with the search terms "Lisa's Birthday Cake" because my sister Lisa's birthday is today,and I thought it might be funny to send her a picture of someone else's cake, but then this came up.

I am always enthralled by the random beauty of what washes up on the shores of the internet, and I'm totally convinced that Google image search can be used as a sort of oracle. It's the new I Ching. Or in a less high-flown comparison, it's like the pleassures of Found Magazine.